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A woman in North Carolina called police to report that her son stole pop-tarts from her home. Charlotte- Mecklenburg police placed the boy under juvenile arrest and charged him with misdemeanor larceny. A neighbor told reporters that the woman's son is a good kid, adding, "He seems real nice to me. I mean, he is real respectful."

Scott Simon, who unintentionally dialed 911 while still frothing with rage over a late-night dispute at a Waffle House in Florida. In the phone call to 911, Simon is heard saying that he intends to follow the man he was arguing with to his house and shoot him. That man, Nicholas Walker, was indeed shot and killed mere minutes later, while he was pulling his car onto I-95. Simon was arrested Tuesday over the May 5 incident, and while police don't think he actually killed Walker, he's been charged with first-degree murder because they believe he orchestrated the hit. "This is a first for me," a police spokesman said. "Criminals say crazy things all the time, but I've never seen anyone call a 911 and discuss it with the hit man

A Florida woman was arrested on domestic battery charges after she used a New Orleans Saints Garden Gnome to assault a man. Police arrived at Lisa Buckley's home on Sunday (May 19th) to find the man bleeding on the side of his head. According to the police report, Buckley had already fled the scene. The man reportedly refused medical attention. Police found Buckley on Tuesday (May 21st) after she had called and sent the man several text messages, pleading that the he drop the charges. She was arrested and charged with domestic battery and harassing a victim. The relationship between the two was not specified.

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